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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 12:08

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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